Monday, November 16, 2009
I missed a bunch of this game yesterday because I was coaching my rugrats to a Tournament Championship, but I did get to see the most important parts. Late 3rd Qtr entire 4th Qtr.
Ive never been more proud to be Bengals fan. This team is what we've been waiting for. For the longest of times we've all suffered. But now we are legit. They have swept 2 of the best teams in football. They have overcome adversity and it all started by being THE TEAM the entire country had to watch on HBO. People poked and made jokes about the Bengals the entire preseason. But guess what were laughing now.
Carson Palmer looks like he has a rocket attached to shoulder.
Bernard Scott stepped in for Benson like he was Chester Taylor stepping in forr AP.
Shayne Graham knocked in FG after FG after his disappointing 51yrd attempt went bad.
Michael Johnson looked like "The Freak" Javon Kearse out there.
Fuck Shittsburg some more
Jonathan Fanene is becoming a load to deal with.
Kieth Rivers didn't even play yesterday.
Laverneus Coles is showing why he is just as good as TJ in this offense.
Maurice Purify stepped in on special teams and was part of few tackles I believe.
Quan Cosby's 2man 1block on Scott's TD Takeback was sweet as hell.
HAHAHA FUCK SHITSBURG.
How sweet would it be if we are the only team in this division to make the playoffs? Highly unlikely, but it would be so damn sweet.
WHO MOTHER FUCKIN DEY EVERYONE!!! WHO FUCKIN DEY!!!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
-Doesn't trade Esteban Ochocinco live everyone wanted
8)Off topic. Make sure you give the show SportsNation a shot everyonce in awhile. Dennis Neagle and I have fallen in love with Michelle Beadle who does this show with Collin Cowherd. She's possibly the greatest woman ever. Pretty hot and knows everything about sports.
9) This has potential to be one of the best years in sports in this area. Bengals are just rollin' right now. Cincinnati Bearcats football is possibly looking at another BCS game and maybe a National Championship chance. Kentucky basketball is back on top of the world. UC and Xavier both will be very good teams again. And the Reds still suck. Keep up the great work guys!
Friday, October 23, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
1)Im not going to spend much time on last weeks game. Just not even worth it. But I do have a couple comments:
I seem to think Marvin is the worst game management Head Coach in football. If he would have punted that ball in overtime and played for a tie. There wouldn't have been any question about that. Even if they don't get the first down. The defense had a chance to take it to OT with worst offense in the NFL taking the feild.
2)There is one reason this team is 3-1. They are unreal on 4th down conversions.
3)Bernard Scott has to get more touches in this game vs Baltimore. We have to mix it up more.
4)FYI to Bob Bratkowski.....I learned this on Madden when I was 11. Even if you don't complete the deep ball, you have to at least throw it every once in awhile to open up the play book.
5)I know lots of people give Brat shit for running on first, running on second, then throwing on third almost every drive. I looked at the stats, and on most drives we actually passed first.
6)We can't rely on the defense scoring a touchdown every week. The offense has looked like shit for about 70% of this season. I think we have to score 3 TD's to beat Baltimore this week.
7)I loved when Pat Sims stuck up for his teammate. He was going to beat the shit out of everyone. Thats an attitude we haven't seen in awhile.
8)Who the hell is the special teams coach? We can't return kicks and punts very well. We don't tackle very well. We can't kick the ball into the endzone one kickoffs. Graham can't make a kick deeper than 45yrds. And now we can't make extra points. If Brad St. Louis isn't going to be fired. The special teams coach should be.
9 & 10)I really don't see how the Bengals can win in Baltimore on Sunday. But these team has done nothing but amaze me this season. So with that said I will pick the Bengals to win this game and rub it in the faces of the AFC NORTH 27-10. No botched snaps. 2 Passing TD's by Carson, 1 Rushing by Bernard Scott, and 2 FG's by Shayne Graham.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
10)Best news of the day. Not waking up and seeing someone on this team was arrested last night for excessive celebration with a 16yr old crack head hooker!!!! YAY!!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
B)Hung- A new show. People might think is kinda a gay because of the title. But truthfully this isn't just about this guys COCK. This is a show that would only make it on HBO. Its about a High School basketball coach, who loses his house in a fire. He has no money to rebuild, so he becomes a jigelo to make some extra money. He's known by his ex's for his super large member. Also this show has some remarkable hot babes, and as jigelo he's always banging them. So thats good TV right? His newest customer was last seen as the slutty daughter on "Dirty, Sexy, Money". He was banging her in the bathroom of a restauarant a few episodes a go.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
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Monday, June 22, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
*For those who are wondering, Dennis Neagle is in Vegas this weekend that partially the reason why bloggin has been slow. I recieved a text at 3:45am on Thursday that said "I can't find the Montecito" For those that don't follow, you should get hooked on the hit series Las Vegas now airing reruns on TNT. Or just buy all the seasons on DVD because every episode is can't miss entertainment. Hot chicks everywhere! From Delinda Deline to Sam Marquez this show has the hottest cast ever established. Danny "THE MAN" McCoy just straight laying wood and fighting Casino crime. So while Denny is out in Vegas chillin with the empolyees of hte Montecito, I'm chilling at home watching sports and movies this weeekend. God Im a loser!
*US OPEN: Pretty impressive day by on Friday by Mike Weir. Did that leaderboared really just say David Duval? Is this a rerun from few years back while it must be still raining in NY. I love the US OPEN. Nothing says Golf like watching these guys struggle like I would. How bad is Chris Berman? Bad enough on NFL but Golf is even worse.
REDS: Reds can't hit a lick. We've established that, but now they need to do something about it before it cost us the entire season. Get Drew Stubbs up here, let him give CF a shot. We sure as hell know Willy Taveres isn't the full-time answer. Votto is working out in Sarasota right now. Hopefully getting his shit together. Dennis Neagle said he saw him in the airport on Wednesday and no lie Joey was dressed very queer Neagle relayed to me. We got to get a regurlar everyday 3B in here. And what is going to happen if Ryan Hannigan gets hurt?
*UK: Now that Meeks is gone...who plays SG for the CATS. The guards on this team John Wall, Eric Beldsoe, DeAndre Liggins, Darnell Dodson (hopefully the answer), Jon Hood and maybe Darius Miller.
*I freakin love Megan Fox. Watch this video, this broad can straight bring it.
*Nick Brunker is idiot that is on 1530Homer sometimes. I really can't stand him, but I give him props. This kid straight brings it on his blog everday with the hottest damn chicks I've ever seen. Here is his gallery!
*As for the 1 Night Stand Contest. Look for it to get started again next week for the final round. I think we have decided to award Lisa Guererro the winner last week in the tiebreak, just because there are more hot pics of her on the Web than Erin Andrews. Don't get me wrong though, this site loves us some Erin Andrews. If you got dirty pics of her, send em to us.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Rumor has it that there is a new “Queen” in the Queen City. There is much speculation about why Reds slugger Joey Votto is still out of the lineup. Some say that he has a social anxiety disorder; some say his ear infection is still not cured, and some say that he is GAY. What ever the problem may be…it must be fixed soon. The Reds were victorious last night against the Braves after 2 rain delays. But can they get back on the good foot after being swept by the Royals???
The Reds definitely need to get Joey back in the lineup even if he is a “Switch Hitter.”
How come there is no “NEW” news about the Votto epidemic? I haven’t heard any thing official about this situation in weeks. I for one know that there are tons of Reds fans out there wondering what the hell the problem is. Could someone please shed some light on this situation?
If Joey is gay it may help with his slugging…. after all he is good with wood in his hand.
Word on the street is that he was seen “rounding second base” with Jay Bruce.
If Joey is gay, do you think that he will change his position to “Pitcher” or “Catcher?”
Monday, June 15, 2009
*Did you guys watch Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Just like the NBA and MLB....NHL Hockey has one major thing that bugs me. Too long of a regular season. I could never follow the entire season but I can watch some of the playoffs, and definetly watch Game 7 of the Stanley Cup. The final 6minutes were as exciting as any major sports final. Good to see the young guns Malkin and Crosby get a title and turn the page of the Wings domination. Those two are the future Jordan and Pippen of the NHL.
*REDS: So Joey Votto is apparenlty missing time because he's gay. Thats the rumor and if thats the case, we need to cut him. I'd rather lose than have a queer playing first base. The Reds apparently did know something we didn't when they drafted Yonder Alonso last year. If he's not gay and is just a whimp I agree with what STAN said on Mo Egger's Blog today..."When is our first baseman going to remove his tampon and help this team?" Nice way to put it STAN! Another thing is Walt Jockety needs to do something, ANYTHING! I don't care if its just getting Sammy Sosa or Barry Bonds or Pete Rose signed to a contract. This team can't hit a lick. They need, not just one more bat but probably 3. Now they got 3 vs the Braves and 3 vs the White Sox this week. If they don't go at least 3-3 this week they are done.
*Whats story are you sick of more on ESPN? Plaxico Burress-Brett Farva-Michael Vick
*Are you watching the College World Series? If not you should....it might be the most underrated sporting event of the year. Im going to root for ASU to win it all because of the Reds drafting Michael Leake. They upset UNC yesterday. Now they play #1 Texas on Tuesday at 7pm. Leake will be on the hill.
*So a few weaks ago we reported on Bryce Harper, the 16yr old baseball phenom from Las Vegas who was on the cover of Sports Illustrated and taking over the world. Now the kid is skipping HS and going to get his GED this summer so he can start playing college ball at the College of Southern Nevada. Thats kinda cool, but I just hope he doesn't turn out to be the next Drew Henson.
*US OPEN WEEK: Who you got the field or Tiger? The Open is back at Bethpage Black. Probably the toughest Public Course in America. After my nine on Sunday I'd guess I'd shoot a 172 at Bethpage.
*So now there are rumors of Shaq being traded to the Cavs to play with Lebron. Someone explain how this is going to help Lebron win a title next year? It should make for some great interviews and TV though.
*Jodie Meeks and Derrick Brown are both staying in the NBA draft. I think both are making a mistake. Jodie is missing out on an opportunity to be on a National Championship contender and get a lot more TV face time next year w/ UK. Derrick got much better, but I believe with 1 more year in at XU he would be guarenteeing himself a first round pick.
*WAGER OF THE DAY:(4-10) Arkansas is very underrated in College Baseball. Take them to defeat LSU straight up.