Saturday, October 17, 2009


The day a boy named Falcon fooled the entire country!!!!

Friday, October 16, 2009

IT's A SELL OUT!!!!!

Im getting secret info that the game Sunday has sold out.

THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

What's the Deal with..........

What's the deal with the saying "I could care less......"? This is the opposite of what should be said and it pisses me off. When people say this it means that they don't care at all about something. Therefore, if they could care less, then that means that they care at least a little bit. The correct statement should be "I COULDN'T care less". If you can't care any less than you don't care at all to start with. You get it. Am I crazy here? No, I'm the only one making sense in this world. I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for this.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Win One For the Zimmer

1) How great is it to wake up on Monday and be a fan of a first place team. I hate to try and think about the future of this team. I don't want to ruin this great feeling right now. Just think about your reaction or celebration yesterday when Palmer hit Caldwell for the go ahead TD. Apparently Denver Broncos coach Josh McDaniels stole my victory dance, cuz I also was fist pumping in the living room like Tiger Woods at the US OPEN.
2)How come this team can make me feel like Im watching the Bengals of old, but they end up pulling off the wins like the team I've never seen before?
3)Cedric Benson is the leading rusher in the NFL. Not Adrian Peterson!
4)The CB's on this team have done a fabulous job. Leon Hall and JJ are looking like Pro Bowlers. The interception by JJ in the first half stopped a huge drive by the Ravens and was a game changer.
5)Still wondering why were not seeing some more Bernard Scott. Maybe a screen pass to him every once in awhile.
6)How bad is Daniel Coats? I can see why he was moved to fullback a few years ago. Catch the damn ball.
7)Speaking bad.....Can I start auditioning for the Brad St. Louis job? I was told this morning that he blows because he just found out his wife is cheating on him. Well im sure she is cheating on him cuz he can't snap a fucking ball through his legs, without it going 40ft over the holders head. If he can't do this how bad do you think he performs in the sack?
8)As bad as this sounds.......Zimmer's daughter looks pretty damn hot.
9)I had a feeling the Bengals would win yesterday. Especially after hearing the awful news of Mike Zimmer losing his wife. I knew this team would play with that extra something that it was going to take. Why didn't we hear Ray Lewis bitching in his press conference about the illegal hit on Chad? Oh, because he even knew after he did it that he was piece of shit. With that said. I still love that guy and want our new ReyRey to be just like him.
10)Now they come home. I sure as the hell hope we sell this game out against Houston. They deserve to play in front of a sold out crowd. Im thinking I might even go down and buy a ticket.