Here's what I did this weekend. That's a class 6 fucking rapid right there that I'm dominating. Look at the intensity. You think I give a fuck what that river was gonna throw at me, NO. I whooped the shit out of that weak ass little river. You might say "everyone else is laughing, it looks easy." I say, fuck you, those are laughs out of fear for their lives. I'd be laughing too if someone else was doing all the work(me). They asked me to be a tour guide after I dominated but I told them I already had a full-time gig as a badass and a part-time blogger.
P.S. Check out those pipes I'm showing off, I rarely work out.