You ever try to stir your chocolate milk so fast that the tornado in the middle goes all the way to the bottom of the cup? No spilling, of course. I just tried it and nearly broke my wrist. It's impossible, can't be done, won't be done. Don't even try to tell me that you've done it. I won't believe you. It's like looking at that picture below and not having an instant orgasm. Can't be done. Boom Roasted.