Friday, August 7, 2009

Big Donkey's Solo Shots

1) Don't go mistaken me for a Florida Gator fan because of this blog today, because Im not. When it comes to college football I follow UK, UC, and USC. I don't even like Florida at all. But I love me some Tim Tebow. This guy might just be the greatest college football player of all time. He does it all. He's a runner, a passer, a scorer. If you put him at linebacker, he'd lead the team in tackles. No doubt. Rankings have Florida at #1 again this year to start the season, and I really don't see anyone beating Tebow this year as he gets his 2nd Hiesman and 3rd National Title.
2) The next Gator I want to talk about today is Erin Andrews. What the fuck happend to her? Did someone post a nude video or pictures of her or something? The bitch has fallen off the planet. Just kiddin, I know about the nude video. If you haven't seen it by now, sorry about ur luck. But seriously, ever since the story broke EA has just disappeared. Is she even still alive? I she posing for Playboy or what? Come college football time, we need her rockin' those sidelines.

3)Real quick on the Reds, cuz there not worth the time. Is it too difficult to try Brandon Phillips at SS. I mean, it might not work. But we will never know if you don't give it shot. Im not for it or against it. But I think with the way this team is playing, I'd try anyone anywhere.
4)Rod Woodson, Bruce Smith, and Derrick Thomas all make the Hall of Fame this weekend. Woodson was probably the greatest all around corner I've ever seen. He could hit, pick you off, and cover anyone. In my opinion he was a better corner than Deion. Bruce Smith was the Reggie White of my generation. He was a quarterbacks nightmare. And Derrick Thomas was the same way. This guy might have ended his career as the best LB of his time. He died tragically in a auto-accident. I remember him once having 7 sacks in one game. The best Chief of all time.
5)What the hell is going on with Andre Smith? He was the 6th pick. The 5th pick has signed for 47million and the 7th pick has signed for 38million. How hard is it to meet in the middle. And if you going to say, well one was a Quarterback and one was a WR??? Well, OL Jason Smith has also signed with the 2nd pick for $54million. Quit fuckin' around and get this guy in camp.

My Weekend

Here's what I did this weekend. That's a class 6 fucking rapid right there that I'm dominating. Look at the intensity. You think I give a fuck what that river was gonna throw at me, NO. I whooped the shit out of that weak ass little river. You might say "everyone else is laughing, it looks easy." I say, fuck you, those are laughs out of fear for their lives. I'd be laughing too if someone else was doing all the work(me). They asked me to be a tour guide after I dominated but I told them I already had a full-time gig as a badass and a part-time blogger.

P.S. Check out those pipes I'm showing off, I rarely work out.


Monday, August 3, 2009

Big Donkey's Solo Shots

1) So apparently someone invented a "dissolving bikini" for dumped ex-boyfriends. This is genious I hope to see it become an international phenomenon.
2)Brought to our attention by Dennis Neagle on his last post, THE REDS BLOW. But they did manage to trade for a big named bat at the trade deadline. And possibly it makes them better next season. I like the deal. People are bitching about losing the young pitchers, but a good thing about the Reds Minor Leagues is that pitching seems to be something we have a lot of. Not to mention we finally have our first stable thrid basemen since Tony Fernandez or Chris Sabo. And oh, did I forget to mention we get rid of the worst god damn player this team has had in the past 10years in Easy E. Edwin, hope you find your glove, arm, bat, and a set of balls in Toronto.
3)Bengals training camp started this past weekend. I know I do this every year, but I think they finally might have something down in Georgetown this year. There are a couple of positions that Im nervous about. Center is one, but from what I have heard so far, Kyle Cook seems to be doing pretty good and looks a lot like Kyle Turley. I love the improved defense. Adding ReyRey Maluga and a healty Keith Rivers makes this team better. And Tank Johnson is going to be the best offseason move the Hoo-Dey has made in a long time.
4)Back to the Reds for a minute. Right now you can vote for the the next Reds Hall Of Famer on the teams website. I went voted this morning. Here is the problem. Some of these guys were good ball players. Some were great. But I don't any were Hall of Fame Reds. None of these guys have names like Pete Rose, Dave Concepcion, Tony Perez, Barry Larkin, Jose Rijo. If you haven't seen the ballot here it is:
Bret Boone
Jeff Brantley
Norm Charlton
John Franco
Danny Graves
Kevin Mitchell
Hal Morris
Paul O'Neil
Chris Sabo
Scott Sullivan
Some of these guys had great Reds careers. Some are and were huge fan favorites. But are they Reds Hall of Famers??? Your supposed to vote for 3. So I went with Spuds, Johnny Franco, and Paul O'Neil. Sabo or Franco will probably get the nod, but is Danny Grave the most deserving?? I mean I hate the Gravey Train, but he is the clubs ALL TIME SAVES leader. Not sure but he also might be the ALL TIME BLOWN SAVES leader also.