Friday, October 23, 2009

Freaky Friday

BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No worries UK Fan. The rumors are flying that Mr. Wall will be ruled ineligible. That is not true. I heard this rumor about Wall and his AAU coach being a certified agent back before he signed with the CATS. The most severe penalty for this violation is him being suspended for 10% of the Cats season. But most people around the Cats Athletic Dept. don't even see this happening, and have no word of him being ineligible yet. But if he recieved gifts, he might have to repay those, but that shouldn't be a problem either. Its that simple. Everything will be fine. CHAAAAAMPIONSHIP!!!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

The Yankees Love Men

I'd do just about anything for the Phillies to beat the piss out of the Yankees in the world series. I hate the Yankees guts. I hate Gay-Rod(pretty funny huh, I'll let you use it with your friends if you want), I hate Jeter, I hate Matsui, I kinda like Nick Swisher but hate that he wears a Yankees uniform. Does Gay-Rod have to walk around like he's got Jeter's dick up his ass? Yes, he's the best player in baseball but he's also the biggest faggot. Congratulations, your finally hitting in the postseason and somewhat earning that 8 bajillion dollars you get. I hope you choke in the world series and Kate Hudson leaves you for Chase Utley. I also hope she gets a boob job because she'd be the hottest woman in the world then. In closing, fuck you Yankees and Go PHILLIES!!!!!!!!