Thursday, May 28, 2009

Fiero or Ferrari...I Sure as Hell Can't Tell

If you watch Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, you know what kind of car this is. For those of you that don't, it's a Pontiac Fiero. This car was Pontiac's attempt at the Ferrari. I think it's pretty sweet and I'm currently in the market for one. Anyway, there is one parked out in our parking lot as we speak right now. I've never seen the owner but he has been described by a co-worker as a huge, fat man with a mullet. Perfect!!! Who else would drive this car? A tall, dark and handsome business man? Hellz nah, business men drive jaguars everyone knows that. Fat men with mullets need to impress people with their material things since they can't do it with their looks. So they buy this car and god damnit it works. I guarantee the dude that drives this car has boinked chicks way out of his league because of the car he drives. Dude's probably laying pipe to some supermodel right now.

1 comment:

  1. hey now hey now, i work for a top 5 insurance and investment company and i soo drive an 87 fiero gt hahaha. nasty little critters.