Tuesday, May 19, 2009

REY REY BITCHES!!!

The Bengals finally got what they needed to be successful in this league. They got their version of a Rey Rey. The ravens have Ray Ray Lewis and now we have a much younger, better looking, scarier version. The league is screwed. The guy is 6’2, 250 pounds of Samoan insanity. The only knock on the guy is that he is a headcase and runs around like a chicken with his head cutoff. Who gives a shit!!! If he sees a football in someone’s hands he’s gonna knock the shit out of him. I’d hate to be Joe Flacco or the beautiful Brady Quinn because those young men might not live to see 25. Rey Rey is after your asses and there’s nothing you can do about it. Rey Rey gets what he wants and does what he wants. Just like when he stanky legged Erin Andrews, he wanted to do it and he did it, no consequences.

If this team isn’t a 16-0 team then I don’t know who is. You heard it here first. Put those champagne bottles away Don Shula cuz Rey Rey is coming for that record you son of a bitch.

“CHOO CHOO”

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