I've officially un-retired from softball and am still awesome

Big time softball league starting tonight for The Calculators.  We should win at least 3 games based on pure team name intimidation and another 3 by dropping bombs with the banana hammock bat.  We've already fired our lineup guy but he doesn't care cuz he's not from around here.  Lineup:
Dizzy
Sapp
Yours truly
Bowman
Nicky P(a lot of value here as a 5 hole hitter)
Charlie
Cody
Z-bird
Doug the catcher
GP

Prediction: a lot of excuses