Chocolate Milk Tornado!!!

You ever try to stir your chocolate milk so fast that the tornado in the middle goes all the way to the bottom of the cup? No spilling, of course. I just tried it and nearly broke my wrist. It's impossible, can't be done, won't be done. Don't even try to tell me that you've done it. I won't believe you. It's like looking at that picture below and not having an instant orgasm. Can't be done. Boom Roasted.