Monday, November 16, 2009

WHAT DO YOU WIPE YOUR ASS WITH???


I missed a bunch of this game yesterday because I was coaching my rugrats to a Tournament Championship, but I did get to see the most important parts. Late 3rd Qtr entire 4th Qtr.

Ive never been more proud to be Bengals fan. This team is what we've been waiting for. For the longest of times we've all suffered. But now we are legit. They have swept 2 of the best teams in football. They have overcome adversity and it all started by being THE TEAM the entire country had to watch on HBO. People poked and made jokes about the Bengals the entire preseason. But guess what were laughing now.

Carson Palmer looks like he has a rocket attached to shoulder.
Bernard Scott stepped in for Benson like he was Chester Taylor stepping in forr AP.
Fuck Shittsburg
Shayne Graham knocked in FG after FG after his disappointing 51yrd attempt went bad.
Michael Johnson looked like "The Freak" Javon Kearse out there.
Fuck Shittsburg some more
Jonathan Fanene is becoming a load to deal with.
Kieth Rivers didn't even play yesterday.
Laverneus Coles is showing why he is just as good as TJ in this offense.
Maurice Purify stepped in on special teams and was part of few tackles I believe.
Quan Cosby's 2man 1block on Scott's TD Takeback was sweet as hell.
HAHAHA FUCK SHITSBURG.
How sweet would it be if we are the only team in this division to make the playoffs? Highly unlikely, but it would be so damn sweet.

WHO MOTHER FUCKIN DEY EVERYONE!!! WHO FUCKIN DEY!!!